Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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