I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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