whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
i think im in europe. pls send help
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
