Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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