I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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