You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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