I want to stick my p in your. b.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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