It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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