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I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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