Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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