My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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