I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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