You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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