How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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