i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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