your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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