this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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