Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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