what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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