summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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