so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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