He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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