We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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