i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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