don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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