I want to have your abortion
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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