I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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