you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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