quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just pee around me
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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