not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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