How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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