Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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