so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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