It's Friday. Sex?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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