My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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