She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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