Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
a search helicopter?!
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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