Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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