"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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