This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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