What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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