Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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