Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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