update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
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i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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