He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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