Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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