is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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