i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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