he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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