your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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