try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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