I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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