Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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