That's when you crack a 10am beer
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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